The Work Sandwich Bar

I quite often visit the sandwich bar at work, its pretty good and quite cheap. However, they really get on my nerves as conversations often go like this:

"I'd like a BLT baguette here with flora please" [I've been clever here, she always asks if i want flora, so I attempted to pre-empt the question]

"White or brown baguette?" [Doh, I forgot about that question]

"White please."

*lady fumbles with baguette and butter*

"Do you want flora?"

"Yes."

"Do you want salad with that?" [At this point I'm wondering if she knows what BLT stands for]

"Errm... Yes, anything is fine" [however, bacon and lettuice would be the traditional option here. At this point i'm starting to get a bit narked that there are so many questions]

"Would you like cheese?" [at this point i'm rather confused, as I don't think there is a letter "C" in BLT?]

"Umm no thanks, does anyone ever have that?????"

Cheesy BLT weidos and non-listening staff. Grr.

Things I pass on the motorway

Strangely, I seem to pass the following things quite regularly on my way home up the M5:

• Two Airbus lorries in convoy


• A large open lorry with a load of green wheelbarrows on it


• Two sections of a prefabricated house/building, again on two lorries in convoy


• The man with glasses, large grey beard driving a diesel blue 206 estate

Are we sure this isn't the trueman show?

Two Stag Nights and a Wedding

Two stag do's in the last 10 days, and a wedding next weekend :O

Anyway, i've now got myself one of these Enjoy!

More blogging to follow when I can be bothered.


o_|/ ricey