Rulings of the reign of burt...

This week, there have been several additions to the list of things which will be banned when the prophecies are realised, and I am deemed ruler of the known universe. These are as follows:

• The Renault Modus
  It's camper than a salmon pink smart car with fluffy pink dice, and the smart car is faster. To add insult to injury, one overtook me on my bike yesterday.


• Slough
  It's shit, no, really. Scheduled for removal the day after my installation


• That Bloody Crazy Frog
  Arrrgh, GET. OFF. MY. TELLY.


• Video Ringtones
  OH FOR FUCKS SAKE, WHAT IS THE SODDING POINT?