Ok, not having a go at anyone in particular, as this has happening with increasing frequency, and at least twice today from different people:

Will people who prefer to use [nameless unix based operating systems] please stop asking me how to use Windows applications, and somehow conveying that it's my fault when they don't work as expected/percieved... Presumably as I have a balanced view to using computers (i.e i don't instantly rubbish a Microsoft product just because it's Microsoft) Set yourself up the online help, which, Microsoft are acutally very good at *shocker*