Phone Woes

I'm starting to look at current phone offerings, as my contract is due for an upgrade in a couple of months... Quite frankly I'm shocked at some of the things on offer at the moment, every single phone seems to have about 100 superflous features such as Video messaging, Picture messaging, text messaging Voice messaging (rather like a phone, then?)

All I want is a phone with a long battery life, that's small and has bluetooth to integrate with some of the newer and more clever car kits that are about to come out.. come on Nokia, give me what i want :) (like an 8910, but not for £400)

Looking at what some of the other companies are coming out with at the moment, there are a wide array of weird and wacky phones to meet every market:

	For the modern housewife... W@WTXT from your steam iron!!!! (yes, I believe you can also make calls)
	Phone devoid of keypad, you won't be able to W@WTXT or call anyone, but rest assured it looks a bit like kenny off south park.
	Yes, it really does have a mirror for putting on your makeup.
	Another phone lacking a keypad, this time for anal use only.

They clearly put something in the coffee at XelibriSiemens... I really don't know what's coming to this world sometimes :)